Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Plooser

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.

Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.

by Anniie March 17, 2008

Pooseum

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012

poose hole

The correct term for a woman's vagina.

Man - Hey gorgeous, can I touch you're poose hole?
Woman - Yeah, feel free.

by elzymilz September 24, 2009

ploosey

A vigina that is extremely loose, or flabby. Commonly found on obese women, and sexually addicted women.

Man look at that girls ploosey. It looks like two elephant ears.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010