Plobe

To pull/tug on one's or others ear lobes.

Purpose - Enjoyment, pleasure, retaliation, frustration, and/or sexual proposition.

I'm guna plobe it up tonight.

That guy just got totally plobed.
Yea he's a bit plobescent doesn't really know much about it.
The NPA won't get off my back, I think it's because of all the Alien Plobing I've been doing. Hopefully they don't put me on Plobation
Oh my sweet porpoise that guy just Space Plobed him and now he has cancer... I.. hmm...
NAPA have just released several Ploble Space Telescope photos of some very serious Alien Space Plobes heading to Earth. No one knows how long until they reach Earths atmosphere. Plobeably, 3 to 4 weeks.

by Lord Sexobeat June 27, 2013

poobes

Hair on/around your anus

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

by Cam April 4, 2005

grand poobear

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019

ploosey

A vigina that is extremely loose, or flabby. Commonly found on obese women, and sexually addicted women.

Man look at that girls ploosey. It looks like two elephant ears.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

plooge

Feeling like you are about to splooge while getting head in your ass

Katie: 😝

Matt: keep going!!! I'm about to plooge all over your face!

Katie: I'm not doing this again until you shave

by Abbylovesmatt December 23, 2013

plooba

Another way of saying "Oh Crap!"

You take a history test and you get an F, instead of saying "Crap" you would say "Plooba".

by Zackadrack February 25, 2014

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016