Pimps & Hoes Party

An excellent party where seemingly good kids become pimps and hoes and fuck each other. Usually results in more than one STD

You remember that pimps and hoes party at that one house damn that was good stuff

by melanthex March 30, 2005

pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.

Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."

by bradivari July 28, 2016

pimps and hoes

When it is raining extremly hard. or raining, thundering and lightning

person 1: ITS RAINING PIMPS AND HOES OUT DER!!

person 2: WTF HAHAHAHA

by shawty_fine June 23, 2010

Pimps up, hoes down

Dat's just da way it bes. Pimps on top all da way.

Give me my $5000 bitch and you can have this Swanson's dinner. Pimps up, hoez down.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Pimps up, hoes down

never give a hoe shit!

bitch, is this all the money you made....back to work

by charles April 15, 2003

pimps up, hoes down

An offensive and mysogynist characterization of female sex workers that encourages their abuse and exploitation by sexual predators by saying pimps deserve respect and control, and their female associates do not. Most often encountered in lyrics of the now fading genre of 'gangsta rap', in which rappers laughably tried to prove their manhood and increase their social status by boasting about violence and disrespect toward women.

"Yo, don't be talkin' that 'pimps up, hoes down" shit around here -- you think frontin' that sexist crap makes you cool? You a joke!"

by Starchild April 30, 2009

Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.

1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)

by typs lik dis January 13, 2010