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PEBTAC

Term used by system administrators and help desk technicians when an internal customer has a problem that no amount of technical/technological "fixing" will resolve. Stands for "Problem Exists Between Terminal and Chair"
IT Manager: The VP of Marketing needs help with his mouse again.
Help Desk: Well, we already replaced it with a newer model and updated the driver. This is obviously a case of PEBTAC.
by brap March 30, 2009
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pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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pictacious

-I'm feeling quite pictacious today.

-Do you want to take some pictures, I'm feeling pictacious.

(how I invented this word- aha..I was thinking of how to describe being in the mood to take a picture...and I just typed pictacious..so use it!!)
by ashleighAcutorsion April 12, 2011
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Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.
"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
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texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.
He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.
by gert April 17, 2006
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Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!
by Troya! February 23, 2009
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