Phuckery

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...

i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door

by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010

phucker

Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.

That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!

by ohshet April 26, 2006

phuckaduck

When one entails knowledge of extreme audacity or any such information that is shocking.

"Did you hear about Toby? He had a gangbang with his sister, mother, AND 3 cousins last night."

"Phuckaduck!"

by Fanjita July 31, 2007

boto phucket

A term used when photo bucket isn't exactly being particularly cooperative with you.

photobucket?!?!
BOTO PHUCKET!

by lightxspeed April 17, 2009

Phucket Piss

The act of pissing into a mop bucket, when you're too tired, hooked to the PC, or ill to piss in the toilet, and may also contain sick.

1. I wouldn't go in there, Johnny's ill he's taking a phucket piss.

by Elkapan February 11, 2010

Plucked Crowd

When alot of the seats at a concert/game are empty. It's lame. Really lame.

Person 1:"That lame Justin Beiber concert had such a plucked crowd"
Person 2:"No surprise there"

by RensingBobs February 18, 2010

Philadelphia Phucker

The act of having sexual intercouse in the 4th stall of the mens bathroom on the 200 level of Citizens Bank Park.

"I just got the ole Philadelphia Phucker at the game last evening"

by ayybaybay3928 August 7, 2009