pfts

People For That Shit

Chapter 10 pounds of cabbage? Hell no! I’m the chef, I got PFTS.

by Hater Killer November 6, 2020

PFTS

People For That Shit.

When you’ve reached a level in your personal or professional life when you have people to perform miscellaneous tasks which are below your pay grade.

Mow my own yard? Not anymore, I have PFTS
You want me to chop 20 pounds of celery? No way, I’m the chef now. I have PFTS
Dig? I’m the superintendent, I have PFTS.

Flip burgers? I’m the manager, I have PFTS.

by Hater Killer November 7, 2020

pfutschikato

kaputt

Unser Auto ist pfutschikato!

by MikeBavaria June 7, 2022

PFPS

Picture for proof ?

*Don't know the S*

Kaylie: "I went to the club last night and saw Felicia, she's pregnant again. Drunk off her ass.

Gabie: "No way! Again!? Pfps"

by EvadingUsernames November 25, 2022

ptptsw

An acronym of Passing The Phone To Someone Who

Used mostly in online passing the phone games

Probably not used in talking

Person 2:“Ptptsw likes dogs.”
Person 1:“I like dogs! Ptptsw likes cats”
Person 4:“Me! Ptptsw likes iguanas”
Person 4: “Hello? Does anyone like iguanas?”
Thank you for my performance

by Minsungsoup December 27, 2023

PPPTSD

PowerPoint Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. For when you get stuck in a rut doing nothing but PowerPoint presentations and it brings on nightmares about slide decks and its content. That's PPPTSD.

"Hey, have you done the slides for the Quarterly Business Review tomorrow?"
"I can't look at another slide. I've been dreaming about which animations to use"
"Oh... Well, The Boss wants to run through it now.."
"Arghhhhhhh! This is giving me PPPTSD!"

by cakefaced February 12, 2026