petifile

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.

Rob Reiner

by Superman November 28, 2003

Petafile

A file on the computer regarding PETA(People for the Eating of Tasty Animals).

You should email me that petafile with recipes for cooking dog meat in it.

by Fishyeater May 2, 2006

PETAphiles

derogatory term for members or supporters of PETA

person 1: "hey, did you know PETA is talking shit about Steve Irwin?" person 2: "they are? fuck those PETAphiles"
person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"

by MysteryAccent February 27, 2019

Petefile

A man or woman who is mainly attracted to men called "Pete".

Person A: Did you hear about Ella? This is the fourth relationship in a row she's had with someone called Pete.
Person B: Do you think she may be a Petefile?
Person A: Sure looks like it.

by stefanvh February 28, 2019

Petifile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petifiler".
The "petifile" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Gerbilling is the darkside of Petophillia commonly referred to as "Petifeelinme".

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

petifile

a old guy who needs loving from young girls

that man ach is a petifile he had sex with that schoolgirl

by croe June 10, 2007

Petafile

The Schwans Man

The Schwans Man is a petafile. He violated my penis and ass hole.

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009