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Pedophilophile

A person that is attracted to a pedophile, usually because they are "rugged" and "rebellious".
Henk was starring at the pedophile from the bushes.

The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.
by XeyOiz October 31, 2011
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Pedrophile

A Mexican that acts creepily and seems to have a "special" interest for children.
Hey man, I think that was a pedrophile that just drove by the school all slowly.
by xXHappYNinjaZXx March 17, 2015
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Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.
A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
by shyder April 17, 2009
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pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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pedophilygamy

Pedophile + polygamy

The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.

A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.

Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010
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Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.
Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.
by Me_Again September 27, 2011
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In a while, pedophile

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag
by mcrobster October 10, 2009
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