pebcac

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

A phrase used to say that the problem is with YOU and not the 'puter.

AOLer : IMM SORY BUT MSN M3S3NGAR IS DA BIGEST LOAD OF BOLOKS SINCE SLIECD BR3AD!!!!11!!1!!111!111 LOL IT HARDLY 3VAR SIGNS IN 1ST TIEM ALWAYS TAEKS ABOUT 20 AT3MPS!!!! LOL IT DOES MAH HEAD IN!!1!1!11!!! OMG

Tech Support : Looks like a case of PEBCAC. Yep, gonna be a long day!

by Angel April 15, 2005

Petacock

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.

The blue whale has a petacock.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017

pebmac

Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair. Common diagnosis for a myriad of computer problems

a: Did you fix Mr. Smith's problem
b: Yeah, turns out it was a PEBMAC. He's such an idiot

by thejahames December 16, 2005

Petaculá

Argentinian slang word for Espectacular (Spectacular).

- Did you like the meal I cooked?
+ Yeah, petaculá.

by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil August 22, 2022

pentacock

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).

Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

PEBCAC

Problem Exists Between Convergy's and Customer

Convergy's (CVG) Could't troubleshoot their way out of a paper bag!

e1: Oh look, another PEBCAC ticket in our queue. Quick someone call the customer back and show them how to factory reset a modem C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y.

e2: I fixed that PEBCAC ticket in 30 seconds flat which CVG couldn't fix in 3 hours!

e3: I heard a customer commited suicide after a PEBCAC ticket was raised. I hope the SLT's are happy offshoring!

by Waff-ale February 18, 2009

Pentachute

The act of dropping 5 pills of ecstasy at once by means of chewing or "parachuting".

I cant believe Ben did the pentachute and didn't completely seize out! He has the ecstasy tolerance of a moose!

by Ultad November 16, 2009