paysexual

someone who will perform gay or straight acts of any kind for money.

That hooker on the corner is paysexual, they have been picked up by a man and a woman.

by BigDaddyJJ October 11, 2009

partysexual

Someone whose sexual behaviour changes completely in a party or club environment; usually due to the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

"Man, this morning was rough! I woke up completely hungover on a futon with twelve other people! It's even worse than last weekend!"

"You are such a partysexual!"

by namehere9999 April 1, 2010

Parselmouth

Someone who can speak Parseltongue.

Harry Potter is a parselmouth.

by Jadaria November 9, 2010

Pryse Cat

A pryscat is a person who is overweight, red-headed, poor, and will never amount to anything in life,

"Look at the Ugly fat person lurking around the drunk girls, he kinda looks like a pug dog."

"No thats not a pug dog, its a Pryse Cat!"

by Prysecathater March 4, 2009

parsey

a longhead

Who’s that longhead over there?

Its Parsey!

by annfryer August 10, 2020

Parseltongue

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!

Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012