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lesbian at parties

A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.
Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."
Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."
Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"
Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "
Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."
by Soror August 28, 2006
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URSAL Parties

URSAL Parties is a term used to refer to left-wing political parties from 2020's who tend to do not recognize representative and liberal governments/democracies as legit and usually advocates people's direct democracy united with planned economy with self-management elements, usually being radically anti-capitalist, anti-liberal and against the institutional left. The term URSAL parties comes from the Brazilian URSAL party (Partido URSAL in Portuguese) that does not recognize Brazilian government as legit nor the brazilian institutional left and advocates people's direct democracy and planned economy with self-management elements.
"That would be great if URSAL parties become a thing worldwide, mainly in first world countries, it would bring a new future to our world and finally end capitalism."

"There are several URSAL parties being created in Latin America, Anglo-Saxon America and Europe, probably 2020's and 2030's will be the decades of the URSAL parties."
by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021
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mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"
by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011
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Rainbow Parties

Parties where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow.
I've been to two rainbow parties now. I didn't last long at the first one seeing all of those girls giving head at the same time with the different lipstick. Julie had me first with yellow lipstick, and I blew my load in her mouth within a minute or two. When my penis was less sensitive a little later, Karen gave me another one with her bright blue lipstick. Since I didn't cum, Pamela took over with her green lipstick when the bell was rung. She asked me to cum on her chest if I needed to, and after I did, I was done for the night.

At the second party, I was more relaxed, and before the end of the night had let each girl leave her mark.
by BRD July 27, 2005
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Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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Rainbow Parties

A party where many girls put lipstick on and give guys oral sex, produing a rainbow pattern on the male body part.
Only sluts go to rainbow partys
by Krn-Z October 2, 2003
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you must be fun at parties

A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.
Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.

Me: You must be fun at parties.
by Ares Gunther December 29, 2008
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