painding

A pounding pain, commonly found in your head.

I have a total painding in my head after taking that math test.

by blah707 December 19, 2011

Panda fever

Its when a non-Asian person (usually black) and an Asian person are a couple or like each other

I would love to get inside that Asian tang. I caught the panda fever.

by KingOfEverything April 28, 2011

Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

panda hugger

Usually a non-Asian (homosexual) male who prefers Asians (for strictly Asian preference, see sticky rice. May also refer to a Western political activist or official who supports Communist Chinese policies (not to be confused with a Sinophile)

That's the 3rd Asain he's been with since he's dumped me, seems like a Panda Hugger to me.

by SizSan May 27, 2008

pandacoon

A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent

Tiger Woods is a pandacoon

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

trash panda

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

by Tokey August 2, 2015

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011