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N.A.R.P.

Acronym. Stands for:

Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person

just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.

Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.

Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude

Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!

Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
by Folenator October 27, 2011
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P.R.A.N.K

acronym for Pigs Rigs And Naughty Kids. Fuckin' avin it gabba/hardcore sound system.
by razor August 29, 2003
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N.A.R.P.

Not A Real Person
when you feel like crap all day from a hangover

when you're having a really lazy day
"Hey Judy. What are you doing today?"
"I don't know probably just N.A.R.P. around all day and watch Netflix"
by mims1417 March 15, 2015
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N.A.R.P

acronym that stands for- not a real person, as in a person who displays qualities and/or engages in behavior that is seemingly not real
person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."

person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"
by narptastic April 28, 2010
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N.A.R.P.

–noun

1. A party you are going to.
Hey, you are going to an N.A.R.P., asshole.
by itemforty November 17, 2007
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N.A.R.P

This word stands for Non Athletic Regular Person
Zach is such a N.A.R.P
by ben_bell_01 April 19, 2014
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s.p.r.i.n.k.l.e.l.y

Is someone a TikTok who is very nice and amazing!
Someone: s.p.r.i.n.k.l.e.l.y is the best!
by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021
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