Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

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I have a oyster in my nose.

Oyster by Bob naget August 20, 2005

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oyster

Rhyming slang for retard

Oyster = Oyster Card = Retard

Antony, you're a total fucking oyster.

I can't believe how much of an oyster that Antony is.

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To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

oyster by Cuervo February 6, 2004

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when you cum in someones hand and they drink it down... much like an oyster...

oyster me up big man

oyster by oyster fiend January 28, 2007

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When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

Oyster by weFew September 8, 2020

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It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters

Oyster by partyboi5000 November 19, 2020

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