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Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.
a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"
by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011
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wingnut overhang

Aussie slang - to receive a headjob/blowjob.
That dirty trollop gave me a wingnut overhang last night.
by Josh Wicks January 16, 2007
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Overlanding

What we used to call a camping trip but it sounds so much more important.
Wow, you could use that van for overlanding.
by lovetosurve July 26, 2018
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bootycheek overhang

When you can see the booty cheeks from the gap between ones thighs.
her ass so fat you can see the bootycheek overhang from the front.
by GoofTornado May 15, 2020
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overhang

The waist fat on a female that hangs over her tight low-rise jeans. Referring to the waist fat of a plumber.
Dude, get a load of the overhang on that plumber.
by lorraine January 9, 2004
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hand over hand

Hand over hand is term used to describe "choking a sucka". It is when you place one hand around a persons neck, then putting you other hand partially over that first hand and on the remaining part of the exposed neck.
Dude I'm about to hand over hand you if you keep talking about my girl that way!
by Jake da snake killa April 3, 2017
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