Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

Orbiter

A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.

Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.

Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!

by djsynq September 9, 2009

Beta Orbiter

A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".

Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.

"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "

by straightupdrunk July 28, 2022

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Orie

Orie, is the kinda old fashioned awesome person you will ever meet. He is a genuine person and he will do a lot for someone he cares about. Orie is a family kinda person who will put them before his own needs. He always speaks his mind and isn't afraid to question things. He is a hard worker and loves to work. If you are ever lucky enough to meet an Orie tell him how much he means to you because Orie's only come once in a lifetime. He is truthful and compassionate and helps where ever he can. Orie is amazing he is smart and strong and also strong minded.

Orie is an amazing friend!
Orie is the kindest person; however, he is very smart.

by ___BlackCanary___ July 18, 2017

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011