Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002

Optirectalfecalitis

A severe mental condition that normally takes hold during the early morning hours shortly after waking. The affected individual will almost immediately suffer from a shity outlook on life in general. Optirectalfecalitis(ORF) is sometimes confused with depression. One way in which to verify the condition is to make a comment about how great your life is. One of two reactions will then occur. The individual will break down into tears and whine about how crappy things are, this is classic depression. If you wake up a day later in the hospital with a concussion then you know that the individual was suffering from ORF.

The best way to approach a person with suspected Optirectalfecalitis is with a beer(preferably open). This tends to create a temporary buffer in the brain stem allowing for conversation without fear of injury.

by PenguinsFury January 14, 2009

optiosexual

Somebody with an eye or eyeglass fetish.

Andrew was turned on by the woman wearing glasses, I mean, he was optiosexual.

by coolshrek April 5, 2015

Optorectumostomy

The procedure an Optorectumologist does to remove that shitty look on your face.

Man, that bitch needs a Optorectumostomy to get that shitty look off her face...

by The Garrick August 6, 2007

Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017

Optirectitis

The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.

That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.

by Rabidone1983 October 19, 2017

optimorectalmitus

A medical condition in which the optic nerve becomes tangled with lower sphincter with the result of developing a shitty outlook on life

That lad is suffering from a bad case of optimorectalmitus

by Haretoday June 17, 2020