jermaine o'neal

Drafted by the Portland Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. It is in Indiana where he preformed his life duty, SMASHING THE FACE OF SOME FAT MEXICAN GNOME

jermaine o'neal is a god among men for knocking out some fat mexican.

by son November 25, 2004

O'Neal

Lords of all that is hilarity. If one tries to be funny, one WILL be funny. There is no way to dodge an O'Neal. You will flock to an O'Neal. An O'Neal is good. An O'Neal is great. An O'Neal loves boobies and an after-dinner shag. Respect an O'Neal. Beware an O'Neal. Most of all, bow down to an O'Neal.

Man-"What happened to you last night? You look all shagged out..."

Girl-"I was with an O'Neal!"

Man-"Ah."

by Killroy O'Neal February 14, 2009

Oneasha

A bad bitch, who loves herself. She will be the best, bestfriend you ever had. She will comfort you. And make you smile. She’s not like others. She is loyal, beautiful and one of the best dancers you will ever meet. She can change you life. You will be lucky to meet an Oneasha or date one because she is truly an angel.

I met an Oneasha and I think I’m in Love shes just...Perfect and beautiful.

by Emma Meglaro June 7, 2018

oneasha

The name oneasha defines beauty. She’s a very energetic person. She can be emotional but she will do her BEST to cover up her emotions. She’s helpful and caring, smart and loyal and will make you happy to be alive. She’s extremely talented. And she’s compatable. You would be lucky if you met an Oneasha.

Boy-oneasha is the best person I’ve ever known
Friend of boy-I’ve met her she’s AMAZING
Oneasha’s bestfriend-she’s mine buddy, sorry.

by Emma Meglaro June 10, 2018

Oneli

Oneli is smart, modest, and the kindest person you'll ever meet. She is a hard worker, a bit of a nerd, and always willing to help a friend. She's quiet and doesn't seek attention but she will always stand up for people. She never hurts feelings no matter what and she never acts without reason. She is funny and gorgeous inside and out but would never admit it. Her smile is captivating, but if she was told she wouldn't believe it. Oneli is loyal, trustworthy and a great friend, she is honest but would lie to make people feel better.

"She's gotta be the sweetest person I've ever met"
"Yeah, she's an Oneli."

by rtvbji June 2, 2023

Shaquille O'Neal

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

r/oneplus

r/oneplus is a discord server about r/oneplus subreddit where everyone comes to complain and shit talk about OnePlus and converts users into iCrap or Samsung's botnet phones. It's also a server where we bully weebs, kpoops and baguette people.

"Hey, are you in the r/oneplus server?"
"Nah, that place is a shithole filled with weebs and simps"

by 🚀 January 30, 2021