One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.

YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

by OneTwoBuckleMyShoeThreeFour May 30, 2023

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.

"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."

by Shrapnel December 13, 2004

One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

One two buckaroo !

Something you say when someone playfully insults you. I think it means to knock ya around a bit.

"oh really ?! Then I'll give ya the old One Two Buckaroo !"

by kt vingling July 5, 2008