pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

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Buzz One Off

Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".

"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!"
"I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"

by SLCvDUB January 19, 2010

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one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

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