jod

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

by dana e. January 2, 2011

Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

by jodmaster January 19, 2008

ON JOD

To swear on supreme human Jack Black

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK

by i smell farts April 18, 2022

Obb Jod

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job

“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”

by Obb Jod October 12, 2020

jod

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

by Qwertyuiop^ July 16, 2008

Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009