Olney

Olney aka "ahl-knee" is an "affluent" town in Montgomery County, MD, which is often compared to Bethesda and Potomac often, but supposed to be compared with southeast. Lame ass town which there's nothing to do but go to a sherweed game. Mcmansion central, due to it stereotypically having more mcmansions per capita. Houses 2 shitty ass schools, sherweed and good counsel. Everyone is either a dumb blonde or a "my dad is a lawyer" kid. Everyone's a snob, because they have a "mansion", and thing the world revolves around them, like odetari said. This is just a little bit about olney. I've more to say, but cant put here.

olney resident - My house is way bigger than yours, brokie.
silver spring resident - Stfu snob! You live in a fucking mcmansion.
olney resident - My dad is a lawyer and he'll sue your fucking pants!

by DaAdult April 21, 2024

Olney MD

Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world

*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"

by Hiorhey August 14, 2014

Olney highschool basketball team

Gayest highschool team in southern Illinois who can’t bag any bitches and have no rizz. They can’t make it past the first round of regionals

Olney highschool basketball team ain’t nothing without chase

by Ch.Cu January 13, 2023

Oneyplays

A Let's-Play comedy YouTube channel created by Chris O'Neill (OneyNG) featuring solo but mostly co-hosted gameplay/comedy commentaries classically featuring anonymous pseudonymed guests DingDongVG and Julian, but more recently fellow animator and long time friend Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles), Joshua Tomar (Tomamoto), Lyle Rath, Cory (Spazkidin3d), and many others.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Oneyplays?
Man 2: No what's that?
Man 1: It's like The Game Grumps but funny!
Man 2: Cool man I'll check it out.

by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021

oney

small smoking pipe that delivers approximately one lungful of smoke per loaded bowl.

yo pack a oney i'm too paranoid to use the bong.

by moon March 28, 2005

OneyNG

Chris O'Neill, also known as OneyNG is an Irish animator, musician, voice actor, podcast co-host, game developer, and YouTuber. Chris made his start on Newgrounds and quickly made a name for himself through his comedy animations, appearances on the comedy podcast "Sleepycast", and his successful Let's-Play channel "Oneyplays".

Since then Chris has branched out into game development with his upcoming indie title "Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing" described as a "whimsical, colorful, 2.5D action adventure game that rewards momentum and skillful acrobatics" developed by OneyWare and Albino Moose Games.

Chris also composed music and sculpted the 3D model of a crazy character that jumps out of the TV for Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles) and Michael Cusack's Adult Swim pilot "Smiling Friends".

Man 1: Do you like OneyNG?
Man 2: Erm...*scratches chin with wicked grin*...of course I do.

by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021

Olneyville

One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.

Jimmy likes to meet me in the alleyway by Wes' Rib House for a BJ. Only in Olneyville!

by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019