A town in the north east of Scotland where gangs of p5's roam the streets and elderly folks feel too threatened to leave the Oldmeldrum Community Café.
A place where litter isn't tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn't fit the whole word into the bio limit of twitter and shortened it to "Meldrum".
Neighbouring and also has to go there to get any supplies or shopping such as terry's chocolate oranges, placemats or your old relative that you left overnight at Tesco's.
Bread is scarce.
A place where litter isn't tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn't fit the whole word into the bio limit of twitter and shortened it to "Meldrum".
Neighbouring and also has to go there to get any supplies or shopping such as terry's chocolate oranges, placemats or your old relative that you left overnight at Tesco's.
Bread is scarce.
Person 1 : Damn it we left Grandad at New look again.
Person 2 : Just leave him, we just got back to oldmeldrum.
Person 2 : Just leave him, we just got back to oldmeldrum.
by butter0193010 January 7, 2017
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"My older brother is a total prick."
"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."
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Damn they said it was a 80's party but everyone in there is 40 and up. Its like oldhead central in there
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The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
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Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!
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