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oldmeldrum

A town in the north east of Scotland where gangs of p5's roam the streets and elderly folks feel too threatened to leave the Oldmeldrum Community Café.

A place where litter isn't tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn't fit the whole word into the bio limit of twitter and shortened it to "Meldrum".

Neighbouring and also has to go there to get any supplies or shopping such as terry's chocolate oranges, placemats or your old relative that you left overnight at Tesco's.

Bread is scarce.
Person 1 : Damn it we left Grandad at New look again.
Person 2 : Just leave him, we just got back to oldmeldrum.
by butter0193010 January 7, 2017
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Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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Oldhead Central

A party or gathering containing large amounts of oldheads
Damn they said it was a 80's party but everyone in there is 40 and up. Its like oldhead central in there
by dawurss2 March 28, 2010
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the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.
Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!
by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011
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olde english

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water
i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!
by brodizzle January 6, 2004
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Oljes swatillas

Another way of cursing at Weebs, and is only used for that specific group of losers
Oljes swatillas you fucking weeb
by DeezGhetto April 4, 2022
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