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A town in the north east of Scotland where gangs of p5's roam the streets and elderly folks feel too threatened to leave the Oldmeldrum Community Café.

A place where litter isn't tolerated, it is essential to cross with the lolly pop man and where someone couldn't fit the whole word into the bio limit of twitter and shortened it to "Meldrum".

Neighbouring and also has to go there to get any supplies or shopping such as terry's chocolate oranges, placemats or your old relative that you left overnight at Tesco's.

Bread is scarce.
Person 1 : Damn it we left Grandad at New look again.
Person 2 : Just leave him, we just got back to oldmeldrum.
by butter0193010 January 07, 2017
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