South Oldham High School

A school in the middle of what seems like the middle of no where, but really turns out to be... the middle of no where.Though moments away from the bustling city of Louisville, there is still nothing, and will be nothing to do here for a long period of time, due to the nature of the small town of Crestwood. Unless you like paying to play videogames after school (at The Game Lounge) or paying to shoot your rifle/pistol at OpenRange Gun Range after school (come on now, it's KENTUCKY) then you wont love SOHS. Oh! and dont forget the Great football team! And their most memerable (quoted) chant, "0 and 10, never again!" The marching band is actually successfull, but the band kids participate in what nearly seems like inbred intercourse with each other much too often. And though outsiders may be surprised by all the cliques and friend circles SOHS DOESNT have, an outsider wont see the reality that there are cliques and friend circles. Also, make sure and leave your Weed at home. The drug dogs WILL find the weed you hid in the arm rest of your car. Or behind the books you stashed in your locker. They're DRUGDOGS. The Practically have weed vision. They dont even know what color weed is! And racism is only tolerated if you're black.

Counselor: Hello, and welcome to South Oldham High School!

Prospective Student: Ahhh shit... I'd rather a mountain ram do me in the ass with it's devilish sandpaperhorns.

by W716 January 9, 2011

gay oldman

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round

My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.

by kdrng June 5, 2016

Oldie but a goldie

Something that is old or a tradition, but is still valued or golden. A classic.

Golfer #1: Hey have you ever played St. Andrews old course?

Golfer #2: Ugh, no I wish. It's an oldie but a goldie.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother May 27, 2014

osdia

osdia stands for Oops!...She Did It Again, a trick of words that resembles Britney Spears' second album.

Best Spanish/Latinoamerican fansite updated 24/7.

I love visiting osdia everyday.

by britneyfan October 4, 2008

Oldtaku

A portmanteau of the words "Old" and "Otaku": i.e. an old person that comes off as disenfranchised with Otaku culture; seemingly uninterested in current trends in anime fandom, but is still passionate about old anime because "they just don't make 'em like they used to!".

Jack: So what do you think of the Summer line-up? Anything you're looking forward to seeing?
Ben: Pfft, I'm not interested in that moé weeaboo crap. Cowboy Bebop was the greatest anime ever made! The Japanese should know that by now. Why do they even bother trying?
Jack: Oh Ben, you're such an Oldtaku.

by Mizuki_Takashima December 1, 2013

Oldgasm

Verb. The point of Ecstasy reached by one or both geriatric lovers when engaging in coitus. With or without the help of viagra or farm equipment.

"Tommy walked in on his grandpa balls deep in his grandma. They were in the throws of one sweaty oldgasm."

by Tonker, lord of the chode March 6, 2009

oldilocks

term used to describe the questionable hairdo of older,balding men/aging hippies who have pony tails

Most "has been" four member rock bands are known as oldilocks and the three bores.......

by sheila in the car July 5, 2009