orfski

Orfski is a term derived from 'off' meaning you're leaving to go home/go to bed.

I'm orfski seeyaa.

by Reeedarooo111 March 26, 2010

Offside Trap

1. A technique used by defenders to put attacking players in an offside position, by moving quickly away from their own goal to leave attackers offside.

2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.

That bag of chips I bought her was a good investment last night, not only did I get my end away, but I also managed to slip one in her 'offside trap'.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

offsider

a friend or team member sharing a common goal. "new zealand slang"

if we work together we can keep this girl away from you. offsider

by Ewen September 8, 2005

offside

Used mainly in a male rich enviroment.

Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.

That bitch is ''offside''

by y-tung May 31, 2009

offside

a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an offside position will be ignored by everybody who is onside.

A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.

Mrs. McGrath: "Billy! You're offside! Get back!"
Billy: "FUCK YOU MUM!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006

ofski

to chip or to go somewhere

lets ofski
oi boyz lets ofski

by unknown 98 May 23, 2005

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017