Offset

To put off

This was offset by that

by drea the viking July 23, 2018

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

trash offset

Similar to carbon offset, trash offsetting is the act of voluntarily picking up and disposing of trash/litter from the street, in order that at some later stage one can drop one's own with a clear conscience.
If done responsibly the concept often eliminates the inconvenience of having to find an appropriate receptacle for items of waste, while also having a net gain for the environment.

"Hey man, you can't just leave that burger wrapper in the street!"
"Hell yeah I can, I picked up three cans today."
"Trash offsetting huh?"

by NickJGrey February 18, 2009

offseason

time when everything is made, yet nothing happens

T: hey c nice hat
C: thanks, I picked it up in the offseason

Brown: yo u got any hot sauce
Downstairsians: yeah, picked it up in the offseason

by TP & C November 6, 2007

Offseason

a time of the year when ballers take their game to the next level. This is the best time to get ahead of the game, improve your skills and beat competition.

A: hey, what are you doing this summer?
B: training, it’s the biggest offseason ever

by vava_e June 1, 2020

Offset

A rapper from the famous trio, Migos. Also, a cheating ass nigga with like eight different baby mammas.

yo offset a dumbass nigga he be cheating on cardi
don't be an offset

offset's goatee be looking like a square ball sack

by xxxtentacion_onfroy December 28, 2018

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010