international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2014

beat off

when you jack off hardcore

doud i just beat off like 10 times
let me beat off in your ass

by taz gam March 20, 2004

Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre

Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre

by Tintoes May 26, 2012

beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.

Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.

by The jblaze October 14, 2009

Beat off crazy

To masturbate one's self into an insane state.

Jaime is beat off crazy this weekend, we won't see her until Monday.

by Abnerone March 18, 2005

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005