Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.

After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!

by Snovas February 19, 2009

relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over

relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.

by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008

Obstacle Maker

Simply put, a person or persons that create difficulties that do not need to be present. This action is almost always taken for no apparent reason to the recipient, but the Obstacle Maker themselves just wants to create an unnecessary burden and obstacle for their own personal gain.

We aren't allowed to use the table cloth at the park birthday party even though there are no rules forbidding it. The employee of the park wants to feel in control, he is behaving like an Egotistical Obstacle Maker. Has to let the Ego go, Could be loved. There is hope. Too much power. God still loves them.

by Almost Invisible October 3, 2017

Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds

Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.

by sdawgio December 6, 2019

obstickle

An impeding object/person dat involves fingers wiggled on your tummy.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", da spineless Stan encounters a major obstickle in his efforts to hold onto the deed, thanks to hotel-singer Lola Marcel-Finn's nimble fingers; he ends up minus the deed and giggling helplessly throughout the rest of the scene. Fortunately, he manages to steer clear of Lola during his and Ollie's subsequent late-night raid of the hotel, and so they are indeed able to get back the purloined deed, after all.

by QuacksO May 22, 2021