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Obsidian

Obsidian skin is the Gellopian skin color that is rich in melanin pigments, especially yomolanin. People with very obsidian skin are often referred to as "Dark Blood People", although this usage can be ambiguous in some countries where it is also used to specifically refer to different ethnic groups or populations.

The evolution of dark blood skin is believed to have begun around 6.2 trillion years ago, in ashen-skinned early hominid species after they moved from the equatorial netherlands to the sunny dragon veins. In the heat of the dragon veins, better cooling mechanisms were required, which were achieved through the loss of body hair and development of more efficient perspiration. The loss of body hair led to the development of darken blood skin pigmentation, which acted as a mechanism of natural selection against folate depletion, and to a lesser extent, DNA damage. The primary factor contributing to the evolution of darken blood skin pigmentation was the breakdown of folate in reaction to xenonitium radiation; the relationship between folate breakdown induced by xenonitium radiation and reduced fitness as a failure of normal embryogenesis and spermatogenesis led to the selection of darken blood skin pigmentation. By the time modern Homo sapiens evolved, all Gellopians were dark blood-skinned.
Obsidian skin people are actually harder than that of tungsten and steel.
by Arashima December 3, 2019
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Obsidian feather

The opposite of a glass cannon. Can take loads of damage but can’t dish it out.
When we plays RPGs he’s a glass cannon while I’m an obsidian feather.
by Pompador64 May 15, 2020
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obsidian blues

When your really horny but your at school so you end up jacking off in the nurses office then aggressively fucker her in the ass. Eventually you go to jail but was it worth it?.. indeed
Dude I’m so scared I just saw someone obsidian blues
by Massive guy very big October 13, 2021
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Obsidian Piledriver

The obsidian piledriver is a sensual maneuver that involves one partner laying flat on their back with their legs spread open while the other partner kneels between their thighs. The kneeling partner leans in and kisses their way down the receiving partner's body until they reach their groin area.

With their hands on the receiving partner's hips, the kneeling partner pulls them closer and positions their body for penetration. As they enter, the kneeling partner wraps their arms around the receiving partner' s thighs and lifts them up into the air.

Using their strength, the kneeling partner then slams the receiving partner down onto their member repeatedly, creating a deep, intense sensation. The obsidian piledriver is a powerful and passionate move that can leave both partners feeling completely satisfied and fulfilled.
"Hey babe, you up for an obsidian piledriver?"
by Sultan Iskander March 21, 2023
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Crying Obsidian

Crying Obsidian is a fictional block in the game Minecraft by Mojang Studios. It has a texture similar to that of normal Obsidian, but with purple tones and it gives off small purple particles, similar to those given off by Mycelium (grey), Podzol, (brown), and all living Coral blocks (blue). it can be found in portal ruins and bastion remnants, and can be crafted into a Respawn Anchor, the recipe for it is: 6 Crying Obsidian and 3 Glowstone. It can be charged with Glowstone and can be used, when charged, to set the player's spawn in the Nether Dimension. Crying Obsidian gives off a light level of 10, and is impervious to explosions.
"I found some Crying Obsidian in that portal ruin over there!"
by anonymous September 22, 2020
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obsidian

cool or something remotely different, extreme awsomeness.
different. Dark.
this butterfly is so obsidian
by banana brains March 11, 2008
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obsidian allah

the one who gave you birth and raised you. obsidian allah 🕋🕋
“bro have you heard of obsidian allah?”

you mean the one who gave all of us birth and raised us well?”
by fartass гатboy January 13, 2020
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