Oberhaus

Noun

Origin - German

plural- Oberhausen(s)

An Oberhaus is a unit of measure (approximate to 400 lbs) used frequently in the measurement various animals, especially horses:

"This horse is 16.3 hands and 3 Oberhausens."

by HorsesHaveFeelings32 June 5, 2020

selfie-obsessed

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' in order to validate their looks and sense of self(ie)worth. This is a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.

"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done" ...she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!

by The Cason-Point May 11, 2014

Obsessed

When someone is always completely in love and happy about something or someone.

Jonah is completely obsessed with his girlfriend. I wish I had that.

by Someone obsessed August 8, 2017

observevasion

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

Oberer

Military term for a score of "par" on a particular golf hole regardless of the actual amount of swings taken.

On a players 8th swing on a par 3.
(1)"This put is for Oberer."
(2)"I sank that for Oberer."

by truthsayr March 8, 2011

alt.nerd.obsessive

(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")

Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.

1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.

2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.

3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.

- Example One:

Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"

Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."

- Example Two:

Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"

Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."

by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010