Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008

Obnoxious

(adj) means annoying in a particularly vulgar and cheeky way. To be rude, insulting, and offensive. It is often used to refer to something intentionally oversized or intentionally offensively loud. Bragging is considered obnoxious, as is intentionally disregarding a rule. Showing off your disregard for a rule or order. Being blatantly disrespectful of social norms and those who would enforce them.

I tried to tell nim to turn down his music so i could sleep and that obnoxious asshole stared me in the face while he turned it up, i almost killed him.

by fancysoup June 3, 2009

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

obviously

when you say its not true

its obviously not true

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Obvious

Obvious ..

We may share the same core energy but it’s obvious we are not compatible whatsoever

You know what upsets me but always follow the same pattern

Taking that as my final answer as obviously what I write is attributed to yours or others multiple accounts .. stalker boys too obviously ..

I do find that the most disrespectful actually .. I have a clear writing style that evolved here and get attributed to plebs… as well as them smirking away outside my house ..

Again …

Wow …

Don’t bother with tickets anywhere ..

This or any other lifetime thanks..

Obvious .. why all the attention and bullshit outside my house continues

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You created it and now live for it and thrive on it .. pretend otherwise it you like ..

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No thanks

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by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023