morbee-obee

a panda looking creature, that usually spends is time chewin on bamboo, and/or irritating people sitting next to him/her on the computer.

That morbee-obee wont leave me alone!

by k10haholt February 3, 2009

obZen

A state of perfection, immersed in filth; equilibream obtained.

Salvation found in vomit and blood

I found Steve in the corner doing another one of his obzen rituals, immersing himself in vomit and blood.

by Leshermurcada December 23, 2008

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obeceaticous

(oh-bees-it-dee-shuz) verb: To be obese

Girl: see that guy over there?

Girl 2: yes he seems very obeceaticous.

by Keener headlock January 21, 2009

obesex

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

obese

To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005