Obamasaurus Rex

This tyrannical creature exists in the USA. Its eating habits are hard-working Americans. The Obamasaurus hunts by hiding behind skinny, non-fruit bearing trees, called Polosis. Most of its prey laugh and state, "I see you there." However, the Rex has another trick up its sleeve. It offers them beer and lures them to his lair. At this point the Obamasaurus states; "Yeah, I am black...kind of, but how do you like me now?" This puts the prey in a state of confusion as they wander to their homes and find out that the Mexican Toothed Tiger has destroyed their habitat. Now the prey lies weak under the definitely fruity tree, the Cocobiden. This tree drops large seeds called Hilaryclintonhasnuts. After knocking the prey out, these Hilaryclintonhasnuts try to grow. They can't. They need to be fertilized by the BillClintonbangsfatties. It is said that if fertilization would occur an extremely ugly creature called the Chelsealookslikeahamster would kill them. Unfortunately the poor, homeless prey die.

Scientists have found little evidence of the origins of Obamasaurus.Scientists have theorized the traces back to the Middle East, Hawaii, and possibly Uranus. To survive the Rex, one must state, "I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the statue of liberty for a photo op," while hiding the American Flag until further notice. The prophecy is that in 2012 three large meteors, "Life," "Liberty," and the "Pursuit of Happiness," will hit the earth destroying the Obamasaurus.

I pledge allegiance to the flag....oh my god! Run! It is the Obamasaurus Rex!

by Lost Almost October 31, 2010

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OBAMANAZI

He is a man who sincerely cares about this nation, and draws much criticism for exercising his right to free speech under the First Amendment. A man of considerable character and strength, he draws criticism from a great majority of the nation, but does not let others change his views. A caring man, he continues to live with his elderly mother, who often requires care. He is often deemed as arrogant or ignorant because of his reluctance to engage in debate with those who are so narrow-minded that they would never be willing to accept his views.He is a talented visual artist that finds expression in mild political commentary.

OBAMANAZI is a model American citizen.

by Adoring OBAMANAZI fan March 24, 2010

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Obamagasm

The "twinkle in the eye" of female (and sometimes male) Obama supporters whenever Obama speaks. Typically a person experiencing an Obamagasm can be seen staring doe-eyed with their mouth agape while hanging on every word Obama is saying. Often, the person will be bouncing with excitement or swaying on their feet. Obama's inauguration in Chicago is considered to be the largest simultaneous "Obamagasm" the history of the planet has ever witnessed.

Those prone to having an "Obamagasm" are typically limited in their mental faculties and incapable of rational thought. They are stimulated by the "image" of Obama and the ideas of "hope" and "change," rather than by the content of Obama's words; which those prone to an "Obamagasm" are usually incapable of understanding or interpreting anyways. "Obamagasms" are typically so strong that anyone who has experienced one is likely still recovering from the climax and is still incapable of finding any fault whatsoever with the object of their affection and sexual gratification: Obama.

"Damn man, Obama came on t.v. at Starbucks last night and all the college girls who have never taken a Poly Sci class in their lives had an Obamagasm as soon as he started speaking! Took the janitor an hour to clean up the mess..."

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by Dr. Hyde April 8, 2009

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