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OITSY

On It To Shit Yourself
To get so drunk on alcoholic beverages you lose both physical and mental control over your bodily functions and end up shitting yourself. For a truly OITSY experience a number of Jagerbombs must be consumed. OITSY is that stage preceded by OTV (On it To Vomit) and proceeds in a hangover.
OITSY is a desired state of intoxication and represents a perfect night out for which the intention was to go out and get absolutely hammered.
The acronym was first expressed in March/April 2009 and originated on the Cambridgeshire/Norfolk boarder but has since spread to Las Vegas, London, Birmingham and Lincolnshire.
Tel: Dan, you're letting the side down! Are you being a lightweight again.
Dan: No Tel, I'm planning on getting fucking OITSY tonight, get me a Jagerbomb bitch.

Matt: Who's coming for a night out in Lynn to get OITSY.
Si: Not me mate, I'll be driving.

Will: Did you see Dave last night; he threw up twice.
Dave: I was one stage away from a truly OITSY experience.
by mhs.massive April 5, 2010
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Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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overnight oats

Tom's in a good mood today - he must've had his overnight oats.
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feeling my oats

feeling my oats means that someone are feeling themselves.drag queens mostly use this term.
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Haulin Oats

Hauling Oats is simply a saying used when you are running really fast, or when your owning some one at a video game or when your just fuckin shit up.
A-Champ was Haulin Oats last night!
by A-Champ May 15, 2010
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captain oats

Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c
Seth: Ryan don't get jealous of Captain Oats you are my best friend now.
by surrrrah November 11, 2008
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Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".
What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!
by JudgyOcasio December 5, 2019
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