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The Oatman

The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After 2 mins of humping, remove the D, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS
Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
by JordanJefferson October 15, 2011
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Jaelynn Oatway

Is a girl that is definitely weird. But loves her best friend usually a lauren and her boyfriend usually a beau. She can make weird noises and goes crazy a lot but we still like her.
Woah there goes a Jaelynn Oatway!

Wow there’s jaelynn Oatway walking through school making bird noises!
by You.know.who.:) October 17, 2019
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oatcake

adjective;

a word used to describe a stupid, retarded, or not very smart moment,person, or occurrence. The term oatcake comes from a character in Shakespeare's Much Ado about Nothing. Where Oatcake is an assistant sheriff to Dogberry, the retarded cop.
*mitchell does something gay and,or stupid*
wow mitchell. that was oatcake.
by msj 2010 November 2, 2008
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oatbag

a duecebag + a hick and sometimes + fat
dude, rafa is such a oatbag
by Gmoney May 13, 2005
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oatomim

Billy-John eat your oatomim!
by bread infection November 26, 2009
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OAOA

AS in test

ROTF LMAO OAOA
(Rolling On The Floor Laughing MY Ass Off Over And Over Again
by Novawatcher September 25, 2014
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oatcake

"Oatcake, let's go to the store now."
by lynx_child April 18, 2005
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