Outhouse comics

The most ignorant stuff written on the walls of construction outhouses/toilets/shit houses. Usually accompanied by very crude drawings of naked women, crude drawings of anuses, drawings of the faggy safety guy or douchebag foreman on site, several drawn penises and depictions of them being fellated by men and women, declarations of being gay on a construction site, gang taggings, swasticas, and religious hate.

Foreman: Tommy, where the fuck have you been? It’s been 30 minutes and you ain’t done a thing!!

Tommy: Sorry boss. I was catching up on the outhouse comics.

by UncleFester17 June 23, 2018

Ugandan Outhouse

When a women has a smoker hole in her throat and you stick your penis in her throat hole and then piss out of the women's mouth

Aye girl, you looking for a Ugandan Outhouse?

by gokaari May 10, 2018

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Olongapo-Outhouse

A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.

Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!

by Jdog1 July 30, 2009

Outhouse Plunger

To perform reverse or regular cowgirl whilst the man is in the process or defecation on the seat of a throne or shitter

He went to drop a deuce and his women barged in an proceeded to ride him, thus performing the Outhouse Plunger.

by Dibbles Sr. January 1, 2020

Hell's outhouse

A really lousy place. See, Hell is supposed to suck, so Hell's outhouse would be even worse.

Jesus H. Christ, that guy's crib is Hell's outhouse!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010