orangutan

1.a definition of an odd one out of the friend group.
2.that one teacher everybody hates.
3.people who do dumb shit.

Jordan:"Hey did you see that kid at the Roller Rink yesterday?"
Melissa:"Oh yeahh,they looked like a total orangutan LMAOO''
Jordan"I know HAHAAA"

by en3m13s2luvrss May 20, 2023

orangutan titties

Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species

Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

by redlicorice August 8, 2010

orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy

dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef

by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Orangutan salad

A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.

On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).

While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H December 3, 2004

orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006

Orangutan dick

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you

Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)

by Wood cock June 23, 2020