oprah

Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.

Also see oprah hands

"Hey! Look that water moves like Oprah!"
"Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."

by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006

Oprah

A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil

You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

Oprah

Possibly the richest nigger ever.

A more fitting name would be Nigrah

Oprah got rich off of brainwashing other women.

by Mister Cookie October 28, 2012

oprah

A fat black woman with deep rooted anger issues, an egomaniac, and a closet racist. If she had her way she would exterminate all white people from the planet, but she can't because they happen to be her core fanbase.

Oprah is on, turn that TV off.

by FFace July 20, 2008

Oprah

1. The talk-show hosted by Satan herself.

2. Satan!!!

If you have just watch Oprah, You have sold your soul.

by Loki353637 August 5, 2008

Oprah

Oprah is an evil BITCH! She once denied the make a Wish Foundation when a kid with cancer's dying wish was to meet oprah she denied him and she wasn't even busy. SHE IS A DEVIL!

I hate Oprah so god damn much

by amimal22 January 5, 2009