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opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019
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opportunist

someone who immediately takes advantage of a situation to reap some personal benefits
An opportunist will use people or step on toes to get what they want.
by Gerard Irick January 14, 2010
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oppordiffity

An appeal to any decision made solely on that decision's nonconformity or uniqueness, rather than on its sensibility or merit.

Often, the misleading appearance of opportunity given to a choice of candidate, proposal, thing, etc. under consideration just because that choice is different or unprecedented from the standard norm. Hence why it is a portmanteau of opportunity and difference.
Harry and Marge seen oppordiffity in painting their house purple because no one else in the neighborhood had a purple house.

There is ample oppordiffity to growing seaweed in your pool to maintain PH levels.

Critics pointed to the conservative party's nomination of a Sikh woman to run for governor as a sign of oppordiffity, not diversity.
by Granny Nomdeguerre September 20, 2010
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Opposhit

When someone tells you a lie that is clearly bullshit!
I hate you

That's Opposhit
by Wrestlerkidddd December 8, 2018
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Oppiside

Oppiside is an eggplant that is in love with his editor/slave Lord DoomsDay
Oppiside better make moaning asmr!
by Oppi_is_poopoopeepeebrain August 23, 2019
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Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023
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Oppononce

The opposite of a nonce. I.e. A kid that's got a thing for adults.
I was at a wedding and this total oppononce of an 8 year old kept grabbing my boobs.
by Bobsleighbob October 19, 2014
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