Net-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Oh my God/goodness/gosh!" (generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust). Most commonly used by teenage girls who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans seem to be getting dumber from generation to generation. See also u, like.
Teenage idiot: "like OMG did u c dat totaly cutte gy? he wuz like, so cutte"
Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.
Silent then proceeds to sock her in the face.
by fhk x3 May 08, 2016
Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS
Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God
by Scribbler March 18, 2005
It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...
1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.
1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.
by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009
OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.
by Beckley April 27, 2009
Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.
by everythingtatseslikepurple May 27, 2010
by MEPEnisSmall July 14, 2018