Omg

Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.

Girl 1: Omg, i just totally hooke dup with Ryan!
Girl 2: Omg what!

by everythingtatseslikepurple May 27, 2010

OMG

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

by MEPEnisSmall July 13, 2018

OMG

Oh My God
Oh
My
God
also see OMFG

OMG I just got laid!

by F4T4L October 4, 2005

OMG

Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot.

Acronym for:

1. Oh My God
Oh My Gosh
2. Oh My Goodness
3. Oh My Goth
4. Oh My Gayness
5. Oh My Genitals

1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me cum! OMG!

by Panic! At The Gay Bar April 19, 2006

omg

What you should say if someone is wearing fake Jordans, baggy black jeans, oversized white shirt, fake designer jewelry and a baseball cap ninety degrees turned.

OMG WHAT IS HE WEARING?

by manyata.thapa November 27, 2016

?OMG

variant of ZOMG but written by those of us using the right-side shift key.

ZOMG is OMG with the Z that comes from pressing the shift + Z button (on accident) then typing OMG.

?OMG is for people like me that use the other shift key.

often confuses the hell out of people because they incorrectly think "oh my god??"

also used as ?OMGOSHHI2U
and ?OMGOSHHI2U2!
and for the ultimate shift-key misuse: ?OMGOSHHI@U@

?OMG I forgot it was tuesday!!!! stupid wow is down..

by Jerimy "Evil" Sandwich June 17, 2006

omg

quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'.

it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!

"omg that is so cool!!!"

by parlez February 17, 2005