OATS

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

OATS by Xtoff December 17, 2008

Merch

Oats

An ounce of any form of marijuana.

Do you think you could tick me a couple oats?

Oats by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010

Merch

oats

oats. As in slang for "Okay", "Word", and shit like that, mostly for agreeing with something strongly.

Other Slang Uses:

-Oatsin' (As in "Chillin")
-Oaties
-Fuckin Oats
-Goaties
-Toy Boaties
-Pass Noties
-And shit with oats in it

How do you like that Mr.C? Special FUCKING K, SCUMBAG.
Babe Ruth wasn't on the FUCKING serial box so don't jizz in your pants.

To Our GAY ASS FUCKING TEACHERS:

Gay Ass Teachers They All Fucking Suck So Much Cock Fuck Every Teacher Fuck You All FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK SHIT SUCKA FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BREADSTICK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I FUCKING HATYE YOU ALL WE ALL FUCKING DO YOU GO FUCKING DIE EVEN MORE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES LOOKING SHIT UP ON URBANDICTIONARY LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT LOOK THIS ONE UP FAGGTS - OATS

Jake: Hey Mary Beth! Suck our fucking dongs you nasty fire crotch.

Randy: Oh shit that's fuckin' OATS!

oats by Randy + Jake July 5, 2007

Oats

Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.

Oats just robbed me blind!

Oats by saj01 October 8, 2008

Merch

oats

nick name for place in Auckland, New Zealand

Place name Otahuhu, South side, Auckland, supporters usually yell out 'oats' when sports teams play against Otahuhu

oats by rs02 June 15, 2012

Merch

oats

A slang term for various oral STDs, most specifically herpes.

Kelly went down on him and now she has oats.

oats by wizard101 June 20, 2008

Merch