ofer

to win at nothing, satan

satan is such an ofer. The fukn pusssy can't win at anything.

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

Ofer

A name usually given to an Israeli male. A pussy wagon and mythical beast described as a perfect partner. He is built like a brick and is able to pleasure every lady that crosses his path. Even his farts smell like unicorns running across a flower field with a rainbow in the sky.

“Omg you really found your perfect Ofer!” Said shanice
“He was an Ofer last night in bed” said Janice

by Bangman69 June 26, 2022

elena ofer

Elena ofer is most-likely a fake jew who thinks so big of themself. perhaps Elena has done a porno or two.

Hey look! Elena Ofer is opening her fanny again!

by glosskoo March 1, 2022

Day of'er

Someone who wears the t-shirt/apparel of an event on the day of the event, hence "day of". The person wearing the t-shirt is likely a novice at whatever event is occurring, hence their proclivity to wear their newly acquired gear.
Examples include: some sporting event or race, regattas, marathons, any large group event.

1: Ha look at that kid wearing the t-shirt that registration was handing out
2: I know, such a day of'er

by Andyslaybids May 16, 2019