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Nyster

A nymphomaniac who enjoys eating any variety of breath mints containing RETSYN®, particularly during intercourse. (Word uncovered when researching Retsyn; coined June 29, 1997.)
Whenever I smell Certs I immediately get a hard-on thinking about a Nyster that fucked me silly for 8 hours straight.
by latitude February 21, 2010
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Nutter worthy

A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.
If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015
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Nuterino

When you bust a nuterino and she keeps slobbing the diddly.
by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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Silent Nutter

A person who ejaculates during sex but makes no noise.
"Charles is a quiet kinda guy and i heard he's a silent nutter."
by SKT Sovereign February 2, 2017
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Nusser

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.
It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.
by Barbourita July 1, 2009
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fluff n' nutter

When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.
"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."
by let me touch your tralala January 31, 2015
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nutter

(nu-tter) n.

1. a crazy person
2. someone who is psychotic

Used in the U.K to describe f#@ked up people
Did you see that guy? What a nutter.
by KAC May 13, 2005
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