beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

by Krkič January 31, 2021

IT notes

A disguising name for porn collection.

My IT notes are world class.

by BabyShark July 20, 2009

T-Notes

Homework done to make students want to kill themselves. Involved with books and quotes. Given by a certain teacher thats last name rhymes with maze.(or mayes)

"Wow, you have 500 t-notes to do tonight? I hope you don't kill yourself again."

"Knowing he only had 367 more chapters to go for his t-notes, Bill the lizard was very excited.."

by Kayla x456 February 27, 2008

spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

by phorks August 29, 2003

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007

Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

by JizzyJan December 9, 2009