even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

by sawlid September 11, 2003

evene

Hot will be famous and rich and will be remembered as a legend

evene iam your biggest fan,your so hot,legend,you are my inspiration 💕

by Beatyqueentje May 31, 2020

even

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

by Billy Sorenson March 23, 2003

Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.

"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."

by Annoymous? March 07, 2017

Even

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

by Pål R. October 03, 2003

even

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

by popcornpie September 17, 2015

not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006