Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
by Nigellus November 18, 2007
The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
by Webster April 21, 2004
by SeveyIsGay April 16, 2015
An anime nosebleed is when an anime character or someone in real life gets a nosebleed due to seeing something sexual. Whilst this doesn't happen as much in real life, it is possible, because seeing something can lead to a raise in blood pressure, which can cause a nosebleed.
Joey: Yo have you seen the trailer for season 5 of dat anime???
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.
by A_single_bean June 02, 2019
by toadthesavior April 19, 2015
The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
by Tranzlater July 15, 2014