Norwegian Bilge Pump

Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.

She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.

My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.

by WTMFN April 28, 2016

Noctasian

Asian university student who studies by night and sleeps during the day.

Its 2pm and there is a noctasian knocked out on the couch in the university library.

by PeeWee81 October 15, 2010

Norwegian Nigger Rocket

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts it out and a little bit of shit comes out mixed in with the cum

Katherine accidentaly did a Norwegian Nigger Rocket when she had too much tacobell before doing anal

by Sevree Doodles June 22, 2018

Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004

Norwegian Keel

the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.

Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on

by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016

Norwegian Diet

A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.

We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!

by TAWD DUKE October 28, 2008

Norwegian Torchblower

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.

Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.

by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010