Warm Norman

The act of masturbating on the toilet with a poop halfway pushed out of your butthole. Provides prostate stimulation without the nasty feeling of having a finger or other unsanitary object inserted into your butt.

Jerry: Hey man I heard Elaine wanted to finger your butt last night?
George: Yeah man but that's gross, I just gave myself a Warm Norman in the middle of my poop.

by Braydawg July 1, 2016

norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

by flat-jc September 15, 2009

Norman Finkelstein

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.

Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

by Servant Of Progress December 11, 2004

Normo

1. Any person of any age that don't have any mental disability, especially those who are able-minded; non-disabled; people with normal high or low IQ.

A person whose mental age is higher than those with a mind of a child.

2. A person who is scared of the mentally disabled.

I know it must be going through any type of able-minded person who is a normo after what knowing he or she used to do when they were little kids.

by ceelowill August 9, 2018

Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.

I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!

by tagz June 3, 2007

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020