noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

Noffer

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

by The Noffer September 24, 2011

Norfair

A lava-filled area near the core of Planet Zebes, otherwise known as 'The Fire Zone'. The most vast and difficult area to navigate in the game. A secret passage can be found in almost every dead end along with lots of useful items.

Norfair is a dangerous and tricky area for beginners.

by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

noffin

1.same word as nothing but you either have a muffin, or something in you mouth when being said.
2. what is said by a three year old

1."noffin." he said as food was falling out of his mouth
2."i didnt say noffin momma."

by Quazy21 May 25, 2009

noffice

A person whose presence in an office is questionable or even bizarre.

That fool is a noffice.

by hiebert May 27, 2006

Noffe

Everything and nothing and nothing and everything.

You are a Noffe

by Noffe wars August 13, 2018

Norfolk Reach-Around

More genteel than the normal meaning of "reach-around", a Norfolk Reach-Around refers to the act of passionately grabbing a partner's bottom during the act of snogging.

Did you see that minister snogging his aide? 'e gave 'er a proper Norfolk Reach-Around too!

by HAM Wrangler June 30, 2021